I can’t really take advantage of being single, because I didn’t- I didn’t expect to be single. Like… Like I found 500 million Prussian francs. It’s-that’s like having a bunch of money in the currency of a country that doesn’t exist anymore. But the part that’s difficult is being single at 41 after ten years of marriage and two kids. Life is shit wall to wall, But they’re better, so you should be happy. So if your friend got divorced, it means things were bad, And now they’re- I mean, they’re better. Ray Charles has killed more Jews than happy marriages have ended in divorce. That’s never ha- That would be sad, If two people were married And they were really happy, And they just had a great thing, And then they got divorced, That would be really sad. I know that sounds weird, But it’s true, because no good marriage Has ever ended in divorce. And second-let me explain Something to you. First of all, You’re making ’em feel bad For being really happy, Which isn’t fair.
And this is important, Because someday one of your Friends is gonna get divorced. Don’t even start With that noise Like a puppy died. After ten years of marriage, and- No, here. Like, I was very bad At being single, Which is a problem, Because I’m divorced, So I’m single again. ” That’s the only thing you’re- “Hi, I want To put my penis in… The lowest hole In your head. Anything else you say Is you trying really hard Not to say “I want to fuck your face. ” That’s the only thing You could say That you could mean. The only honest thing That you could say to her Is “I want To fuck your face. The first thing you say Is just gonna be dog shit Coming out of your mouth. So I just have to… Bleh! It’s like talking To a girl at a bar Because You’re attracted to her. You don’t-you’re- You don’t even know each other.
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I never… I never figured out how to come out and just start talking, because the first thing you say on stage always feels stupid, Because there’s no real reason for me to talk to you. He really… Beat that thing to the ground. Many contrasts between Hitler And Ray Charles. And really it’s the only thing they have in common, because otherwise they’re very different dudes. You’re just dead people That didn’t die yet. Like, that’s mostly What you’re ever gonna be. And you’re all gonna die, and… and then you’re gonna be dead for way longer than your life. Out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. By a pretty huge majority, most people are not here. Really I shouldn’t say “everybody,” Because most people are not here. I mean, by everybody, I mean, uh, you guys. – House lights? Go-wally, go on house lights. – You have your key in there, sir? – Yeah.